Two prawns were swimming around in the sea.  One called Justin and the other called Kristian.  The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.  Finally one day, Justin said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten".

A large, mysterious cod appeared and said, "your wish is granted".  Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.  Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark rather boring and lonely.  All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.  Justin realised that his new, menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight, but there was little he could do about it.

While swimming alone one day, he saw the mysterious cod again, and he thought, perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.  So he approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail (Just thought I would let you know that the punchline does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he realised he couldn't see his old pal.  "Where's Kristian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark" came the reply

Eager to put things right again, and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Kristian's abode.  As he opened the coral gate, happy memories came flooding  back.  He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again".

Kristian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me.  You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner".

Justin cried back, "No, I'm not. That was the old me.  I've changed"....................

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"I've found Cod.  I'm a prawn again, Kristian"...........

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Dog math:  If a dog has three bones and Mr. Jones takes away two bones how many fingers will Mr. Jones have left?

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